It's official

we're the most successful fork selling business so buy from us (me)
great deals and combos can be made! all transactions final (no refunds)
we'll beat all competitor's prices 

it's a bargain

high-quality; wendy's branded. half -price compared to most tuckshop forks, wrapped andsealed tight for your convenience, durable and safe to re-use for all eternity. buy one now!

p.s. if i find this in the recycle bin i will hunt you down

hello

i sell forks for 10 cents each